_uacct = "UA-4293053-1"; urchinTracker(); I am Chimp-Shit Bitch-Kittens Crazy. Everything below is and isn’t me. I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a sweater vest. Welcome to The Mental Supply Store. Things that make life worth living: music, my awesome kid and dog (who both manage on a daily basis to supply me with endless hilarity to blog about), fruit snacks, cupcakes, Diet Coke, cherry sours, lists, politics, California girls, concerts, road trips, randomness, Christie, books, nerds, writing, my guitars, Brenna, art, movies, best friends, and crazy people. This has turned into a personal ad so I should state that I do not enjoy long walks on the beach or spooning and I am a sensitive asshole. I never finish what I start. I have four incomplete novels and a half eaten cookie to prove it. Feel free to ask me questions but don’t hold your breath, I have zero follow through and I can’t cook. Provided by website-hit-counters.com site.Tumblr (3.0; @chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy)http://thementalsupplystore.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo50sh1zpk1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My mom is awesome</p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/7467805199http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/7467805199Sun, 10 Jul 2011 14:53:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltx5q0lPb1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh hell. Buying a bitchin turn table from a guy and his vinyl collection puts mine to shame. This is a quarter of it. He has that many. He has four turn tables that he uses in this one room. Drool…</p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5882624845http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5882624845Thu, 26 May 2011 17:53:50 -0700Precious.http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5842778431http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5842778431Wed, 25 May 2011 14:12:52 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrs79bLaA1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5842739571http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5842739571Wed, 25 May 2011 14:11:34 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrs34bVgN1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5842664286http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5842664286Wed, 25 May 2011 14:09:05 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrs0bPtKg1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Winky. Baby owls every year. Momma owl keeps busy. She knows the owls are endangered…possibly.</p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5842612103http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5842612103Wed, 25 May 2011 14:07:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrrxm5g1K1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I sure hope this shows up bigger than my phone is showing. Look at his cute winkin ass. Baby owls in cactus are the best.</p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5842562094http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5842562094Wed, 25 May 2011 14:05:47 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmyxbJyCS1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Is it me or does this baby owl look like Sean Connery?</p> <p>Happy Birthday my Brenna.  I love you lots and hope you have a great day xoxoxoxo</p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5167884640http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/5167884640Tue, 03 May 2011 13:15:12 -0700Me: I am going to go home, run, shower, finish some work, masturbate and go to bed...in that...http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4738780647http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4738780647Mon, 18 Apr 2011 21:01:00 -0700I stupidly couldn’t sleep at all last night. It is worse than black friday. The stress of not...http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4667879991http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4667879991Sat, 16 Apr 2011 13:07:05 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liu0puwoBK1qzpzfmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brahnessa.tumblr.com/post/4188290817">brahnessa</a>:<a href="http://robotindisguise.tumblr.com/post/4188253066">robotindisguise</a>:<a href="http://robotswithfeelings.com/2010-03-17/stop-crying">Onion</a> #dead</p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4188296881http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4188296881Tue, 29 Mar 2011 11:32:30 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lissphDAiO1qzmowao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/4188193014">fuckyeahdementia</a>:made for me</p> <p>heh </p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4188291333http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4188291333Tue, 29 Mar 2011 11:32:11 -0700I now have to go back and listen to The Strokes- Angles, Muse- Absolution, U2- Achtung Baby...http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4188249527http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4188249527Tue, 29 Mar 2011 11:29:43 -0700Laying upside down on the couch listening to music while reading a short story song adaption to ad....http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4153162790http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4153162790Mon, 28 Mar 2011 01:45:35 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lils3icfTW1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It is retarded how much I love my Nook. It seriously goes everywhere with me. Like my glasses, phone, i-pod and an assortment of (legal) drugs, I never leave home without it.</p> <p>I need to get a bigger bag man. I am running out of room for my addictions.</p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4080823755http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4080823755Fri, 25 Mar 2011 04:42:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lijrgoWEvK1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dear laser dog: My room is your room…apparently.</p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4058777037http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4058777037Thu, 24 Mar 2011 02:34:13 -0700Hide your location on Google Latitude.http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4045042130http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4045042130Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:16:23 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lih8yo2own1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Remind me to check out the bathroom BEFORE eating somewhere next time. Bleh.</p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4029824812http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4029824812Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:59:16 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lih8yo2own1qz9eg8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://satellitesonparade.tumblr.com/post/4030697896" class="tumblr_blog">satellitesonparade</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4029824812">chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Remind me to check out the bathroom BEFORE eating somewhere next time. Bleh.</p> </blockquote> <p>Why? Were they preparing the food in there or something?</p></blockquote> <p>Wait…are you telling me you don’t eat your chinese food at the bathroom?</p><p>Dude…you’re doing it wrong.</p>http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4030738304http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/4030738304Tue, 22 Mar 2011 14:42:53 -0700Fuck fuck fuck. Ahhhhhh. Today is a fucking fuck of a day.http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/3997770369http://thementalsupplystore.com/post/3997770369Mon, 21 Mar 2011 02:22:00 -0700