The Android's Conundrum

I am Chimp-Shit Bitch-Kittens Crazy. Everything below is and isn't me. I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a sweater vest. Welcome to The Mental Supply Store. The following things make life worth living: Music, my awesome kid and dog (who both manage on a daily basis to supply me with endless hilarity to blog about), fruit snacks, cupcakes, Diet Coke, cherry sours, politics, English boys, California girls, concerts, road trips, randomness, books, nerds, my guitars, art, movies, best friends & crazy people. This has turned into a personal ad so I should state that I do not enjoy long walks on the beach or spooning. I never finish what I start. I have four incomplete novels and a half eaten cookie to prove it. I know how insanely appealing I have just made myself sound so if you feel the want or need, you can catch me at IDontThinkAboutYou at the gmails. Don't hold your breath, I have zero follow through and I can't cook.

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