Truth in Words, Rhymes and Notes

I am Chimp-Shit Bitch-Kittens Crazy! I am also known by several other randomly weird names. The name my parents decided to give to me is Stephanie. Nice to meet you. I am 30 and live in Arizona. I am the world's worst Jew. I heart: Music, fruit snacks, cupcakes, Diet Coke, cherry sours, politics, English boys, California girls, randomness, books, nerds and GOOD art. Bad art sometimes tickles my fancy as well. I play guitar. I dabble a bit in piano. I suck at both. I am boring. I have long drawn out conversations with my dog which makes me believe I am crazy. Everyone else knows I am crazy. I have an amazing child who supplies me with endless hilarity to blog about. I am writing a memoir. It kinda sucks. I'm OK with that. Tis a pleasure. e-mail: IAmNotRightHere at the G-mails.