The Android's Conundrum

I am Chimp-Shit Bitch-Kittens Crazy. Everything below is and isn't me. I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a sweater vest. Welcome to The Mental Supply Store. The following things make life worth living: Music, my awesome kid and dog (who both manage on a daily basis to supply me with endless hilarity to blog about), fruit snacks, cupcakes, Diet Coke, cherry sours, politics, English boys, California girls, concerts, road trips, randomness, books, nerds, my guitars, art, movies, best friends & crazy people. This has turned into a personal ad so I should state that I do not enjoy long walks on the beach or spooning. I never finish what I start. I have four incomplete novels and a half eaten cookie to prove it. I know how insanely appealing I have just made myself sound so if you feel the want or need, you can catch me at IDontThinkAboutYou at the gmails. Don't hold your breath, I have zero follow through and I can't cook.

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September 11, 2008

Lauren Conrad Inks a Three-Book Deal

siddman:(via katespencer)

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:

This is the sickest thing in the history of things.

Getting my book deal was like pulling teeth. Apparently they are just handing them out to famous folks these days.

FFS

a-non-a-mouse:Will they be coloring books? She certainly is not going to be able to write one on her own.

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:Oh to be rich and famous. No really. I am stressing about my shit that is actually decent and here is girlfriend who will ~~more than likely~~ write utter crap. WHATEVER!!

1 year ago • Notes