The Android's Conundrum
I am Chimp-Shit Bitch-Kittens Crazy. Everything below is and isn't me. I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a sweater vest. Welcome to The Mental Supply Store.
Things that make life worth living: music, my awesome kid and dog (who both manage on a daily basis to supply me with endless hilarity to blog about), fruit snacks, cupcakes, Diet Coke, cherry sours, lists, politics, California girls, concerts, road trips, randomness, Christie, books, nerds, writing, my guitars, Brenna, art, movies, best friends, and crazy people. This has turned into a personal ad so I should state that I do not enjoy long walks on the beach or spooning and I am a sensitive asshole.
I never finish what I start. I have four incomplete novels and a half eaten cookie to prove it.
Feel free to ask me questions but don't hold your breath, I have zero follow through and I can't cook.
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August 5, 2008
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illtumbl4u reblogged this from ridiculousroo and added:
How about “don’t” instead of “doesn’t” … as in “it don’t matter…” a woman I work with says this all the time. I want to...
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chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
Mine would be “irregardless”
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ridiculousroo reblogged this from theshadowknows and added:
Well I suppose if you’re on “The Sopranos” it’s ok, but I hate it when my employees ask costumers, “What kind of subs...
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theshadowknows reblogged this from ridiculousroo and added:
So you don’t like stereotypical Italian-Americans?
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ridiculousroo reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
“yous” as in “yous guys” or “can I get yous anything?”
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retranslate reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling and added:
onemoretimewithfeeling to Italian to onemoretimewithfeeling Domestic Animal Peeve
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