The Android's Conundrum

I am Chimp-Shit Bitch-Kittens Crazy. Everything below is and isn't me. I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a sweater vest. Welcome to The Mental Supply Store. Things that make life worth living: music, my awesome kid and dog (who both manage on a daily basis to supply me with endless hilarity to blog about), fruit snacks, cupcakes, Diet Coke, cherry sours, lists, politics, California girls, concerts, road trips, randomness, Christie, books, nerds, writing, my guitars, Brenna, art, movies, best friends, and crazy people. This has turned into a personal ad so I should state that I do not enjoy long walks on the beach or spooning and I am a sensitive asshole. I never finish what I start. I have four incomplete novels and a half eaten cookie to prove it. Feel free to ask me questions but don't hold your breath, I have zero follow through and I can't cook.

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March 22, 2011

satellitesonparade:

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:

Remind me to check out the bathroom BEFORE eating somewhere next time. Bleh.

Why? Were they preparing the food in there or something?

Wait…are you telling me you don’t eat your chinese food at the bathroom?

Dude…you’re doing it wrong.

11 months ago • 3 notes

chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy posted this
satellitesonparade reblogged this from chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy and added:

bathroom? Dude…you’re...No, but I do eat pie at a truck stop. Does that count?
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy reblogged this from satellitesonparade and added:

Wait…are you telling me you don’t eat your chinese food at the bathroom?Dude…you’re doing it wrong.
satellitesonparade reblogged this from chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy and added:

Why? Were they preparing...food in there or something?