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February 5, 2010

Boys are weird.

jmarie3:

Girls are too.

But I think boys might be weirder than girls, but that might be because I am a girl, but still—weird.

He’s trying to pull my hair out of my head as I write this. He’s cute (as is Gabrial),. maybe I can sell him?

Good luck. I have tried to sell Gabrial but haven’t had any takers. I think it is because he is too spoiled and knows he is adorable.

I don’t know if you had net at the time but remember a while back when I blogged that I drew a mustache on him when he was sleeping? He never said a word about it so I figured he never saw it. Yeah well I woke up last weekend and he drew boobs on my cheek.

Should have had a girl!

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