December 3, 2009

I keep having dreams that my dog is hurt or dying.  I am not sure why but it is really disturbing.

Last night’s dream takes the cake:

I was at work (because I might as well live here) and my assistant screamed at me that my dog was lying out front and looked hurt.  Now why he was out front I am not entirely sure but there you go.

Anyway, I ran outside and fell into a huge puddle of water (seriously like a foot deep and it wasn’t even raining).  I scared Peanut when I did this and he got up and ran.  I chased him and started to freak when he ran towards traffic.  The UPS man (who happened to be Robert Pattinson…I have never dreamed about this man in my life nor do I have a reason to so I don’t know…) stopped and grabbed Peanut for me.  He said, “You need to be more careful.  I would never forgive you if you let something happen to our dog”.

O…K…

So I give him the “OK psycho” look, grabbed my dog and ran to my car.  I took him to the vet and then realized that it wasn’t even Peanut.  I went back to the office and grabbed the right dog and took him to my parents farm/restaurant (which they do not have in real life…my mom runs a hospital and the closest she has ever been to a farm is by maybe catching a glimpse of a cow whilst driving).  I let him out of the car and he headed straight to the back yard and started to herd the goats with his 3 legs (I swear he had 4 when I put him in the car).

I then kindly reminded my mother that she needs to have a bathroom available for customers if she is going to run a restaurant out of her house.