The Android's Conundrum

I am Chimp-Shit Bitch-Kittens Crazy. Welcome to The Mental Supply Store. The following things make my life worth living: Music, my awesome kid and dog (who both supply me with endless hilarity to blog about), fruit snacks, cupcakes, Diet Coke, cherry sours, politics, English boys, California girls, concerts, road trips, randomness, books, nerds, my guitars, GOOD art, bad art and crazy people. I feel like I am writing a personal ad. I never finish what I start. I have four unfinished novels and a half eaten cookie to prove it. e-mail me at IDontThinkAboutYou@gmail.com. Don't hold your breath...I have zero follow through.