I am cold so I am wearing my awesome Nightmare Before Christmas gloves. My socks were bothering my knee so I had my pant leg pulled up. My cleaning lady walked in and gave me a funny look. She then asked me if I had a party. Puzzled (and wondering what my gloves and sock had to do with a party) I said, “wha?” She then pointed to the confetti under my desk that I spilled out of my hold punch earlier. I laughed. “Yes. A party in my pants.”
She gave me a nasty look and walked away. I have no idea how she didn’t find my lame joke even a little amusing. I look like an idiot and have confetti under my desk. COME ON!
I am 99% sure she will try to avoid cleaning this late at night going forward.
4 weeks ago
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jmarie3:
Girls are too.
But I think boys might be weirder than girls, but that might be because I am a girl, but still—weird.
He’s trying to pull my hair out of my head as I write this. He’s cute (as is Gabrial),. maybe I can sell him?
Good luck. I have tried to sell Gabrial but haven’t had any takers. I think it is because he is too spoiled and knows he is adorable.
I don’t know if you had net at the time but remember a while back when I blogged that I drew a mustache on him when he was sleeping? He never said a word about it so I figured he never saw it. Yeah well I woke up last weekend and he drew boobs on my cheek.
Should have had a girl!
1 month ago
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