The Android's Conundrum
I am Chimp-Shit Bitch-Kittens Crazy. Everything below is and isn't me. I’m an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a sweater vest. Welcome to The Mental Supply Store.
Things that make life worth living: music, my awesome kid and dog (who both manage on a daily basis to supply me with endless hilarity to blog about), fruit snacks, cupcakes, Diet Coke, cherry sours, lists, politics, California girls, concerts, road trips, randomness, Christie, books, nerds, writing, my guitars, Brenna, art, movies, best friends, and crazy people. This has turned into a personal ad so I should state that I do not enjoy long walks on the beach or spooning and I am a sensitive asshole.
I never finish what I start. I have four incomplete novels and a half eaten cookie to prove it.
Feel free to ask me questions but don't hold your breath, I have zero follow through and I can't cook.
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March 24, 2011
March 23, 2011
How to properly fight with a boy in 2011:
Hide your location on Google Latitude.
10 months ago • Notes
March 22, 2011
Remind me to check out the bathroom BEFORE eating somewhere next time. Bleh.
10 months ago • 3 notes
Remind me to check out the bathroom BEFORE eating somewhere next time. Bleh.
Why? Were they preparing the food in there or something?
Wait…are you telling me you don’t eat your chinese food at the bathroom?
Dude…you’re doing it wrong.
10 months ago • 3 notes
March 21, 2011
Fucking fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck.
Ahhhhhh. Today is a fucking fuck of a day.
10 months ago • 2 notes
March 20, 2011
“ I don’t know why but I find you so attractive.
Ad
Worst. Compliment. Ever…!
10 months ago
• 2 notes
March 18, 2011
What is wrong with this picture? At a board meeting an no one else is here. I could so be sleeping right now.
10 months ago • 4 notes
March 14, 2011
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
iminastate:Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac.
(Source: thesohoriot, via redwingedspartan)
11 months ago • 73 notesMarch 14, 2009
Two years ago today, I saw Ryan Adams and the MFC for what would be the last time.
Waw. I was thinking about this the other day. The last time I saw him was beyond amazing because of how great the band was to my kiddo. It was an amazing ride while it lasted.
(Source: redwingedspartan)
11 months ago • Notes
March 13, 2011
March 12, 2011
“ I’m retarded for you. It’s definitely love.
March 9, 2011
