September 2010
Currently loving Band of Horses in Vegas
Woooooo!
House was so effing good tonight.
I sure missed Hugh.
I skipped working out tonight. It has been six days. I think I heard my new underwear wish it was purchased by someone else. It isn’t intentional…i’m just lazy right now. Besides, I am going to Vegas this weekend…oodles and oodles of walking.
Work was insane today. Someone got caught cheating with someone else by someone’s spouse. Yikes. I...
mildlyannoyedrabbit:Music for “mopes, suicidals,...
I am sick to my stomach sad.
I hate when that happens. I have that nasty pit of my stomach sadness that gnaws at my ribcage. The only thing that will make it go away will never ever be. How do you move on? It is embarassing to be in my 30’s and still not have the answer to that question.
I am going to Vegas on Friday for a Band of Horses show which is lovely. I shall get another tattoo whilst there and hopefully I...
It's weird having someone be jealous
chula:Does that mean they love me? Or are they just insecure?
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:I don’t know but it is so endearing in the beginning, huh? It has the ability to get old but still sweet.
I dated a guy in high school (he went to a different school) who had his friends watch me to make sure I wasn’t wearing clothes that were too revealing. What the hell man? that is a bit too...
Openbook →
duhallie:To understand how much personal information Facebook users are inadvertently sharing, visit youropenbook.org and search for phrases such as “cheated on my wife” or “my new mobile number is” or “feeling horny“. I’ll bet that most of the people whose intimate details you’ll get to read are unaware that their updates are being shared quite so openly. Have they genuinely given Zuckerberg...
So I don't drink, like ever. Last night I...
On top of alcohol making me itch and feel weird hot, I completely lose control of myself. I act like a moron and tend to drop a lot of things.
I decided I would drink some Malibu and juice while attempting to write a chapter that has been quite troublesome. Needless to say, it didn’t go well.
As some of you may know, Malibu has a sweet almost non-alcoholic taste to it. Me not being a...
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“I’m holding out for that teenage feeling”
LMFAO ridic! Tis not nice to pick on my...
Chimp's secretary: May I ask who's calling?
me: yes, Keith
Chimp's sec: Keith Who
me: Keith Richards
Chimp's Sec: OK, please hold (long pause)
Chimp's Sec: What company are you with
me: The Rolling Stones
Chimp's sec: thank you. one moment
“I kiss her on her teeth mmmm….”
Dear Pussy Galore (Chimpy)... →
I love you to a ridiculous degree. You must have had the pussy sense (whoa that came out wrong…I meant like…oh never mind) that I needed you today.
I read this on the way to work because I couldn’t help myself. I laughed…hard. I may have peed a little. What?!
““All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is...”
– Arthur Schopenhauer (German philosopher, 1788-1860)
Ah. The pain of being someones spare.
Tis never a good feeling.
Happy Friday bitches.
Dear everyone: It is important that I inform you that nectarines are not travel fruits. Eating said fruit whilst driving will result in a lot of juice licking and unwelcome gawking from neighboring vehicles. Yours, Chimp
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Listening to the new Weezer...
And without Googling it…I would guess Ryan Adams co-wrote either Run Away or Ruling Me. They both sound an awful lot like his stuff.
Anyway…The album is REALLY good so far. I was apprehensive after Raditude. I am a long time Weezer fan but gawd that album was pure shit.
Band of Horses in Vegas in two weeks.
It cannot come fast enough. I need to get away from me more so than ever.
I strongly believe “more so” should be one word. I am going to write to someone who cares.
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I was surprised to see how many people recommend...
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It is shit. Complete shit.
Every time. That being said…I fall for it every bloody time.
When you are trying to think of the most hurtful shit in the world to say, that is when you know whatever you have done wasn’t good for you and you shouldn’t have fallen into it again.
lick, lick, lick, lick →
I just fell asleep on my laptop.
Quite clearly time for bed.
I just realized that I say good night to Tumblr more than I say good night to any person in my life. How fucking weird.
On that note…good night Tumblr!
P.S. The person currently speaking on my TV has terrible teeth. They are so bad it is almost beyond comprehension.
