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I just recommended a blog to someone
by saying “here is something that will make you puke”. I meant that as a good thing.  Now I feel like an asshole.
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NotVanessa: Texts from My Mamallama →
notvanessa: Mom: Did you teach Ryan about the food baby? Me: Why? Mom: He asked the babysitter what time she was giving birth to the food baby. She was extremely offended when he explained it. He is now punished for 2 days. Me: Oh no. LOL. Holy crap. You just made my day! Mom: That answers the question…. LMFAO it is HILARIOUS when they aren’t yours, shitty when they are! My...
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Listenjholla:Band of Horses - Evening Kitchen
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“i am tired of myself tonight, i should like to be someone else!”
–  oscar wilde (via morethandreaming)
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Dec 23rd
There is seriously no point in coming to work...
No one does anything at all whatsoever. I just ate a whole bag of blackberries and blueberries.  That wouldn’t be so bad had I not eaten 4 chocolate thingies just prior to that.  I wore way too tight a shirt today to be eating like a teenage boy. How the bloody hell is everyone?  I have erased myself from the interweb officially!  It was quite hard (emotionally) but it is done and closure...
Dec 23rd
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Disappearing off of the internet is not as easy as...
Deleting e-mail addresses, facebook. twitter and so on.  On top if it being a long process, it is a painful one.  And dammit that my Droid will not let me add my new g-mail as the primary account on my phone. I hate the holidays.  They make me disappear like a penis in winter.  What?!
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Tumblrererrrs-
Is there a way to back up your blog if you are NOT a Mac user?  Is there any way to save what you have in case you would like to delete your blog? Help meh?!!
Dec 22nd
another lonely xmas
lateniteriser: I mean I’m spending it with friends which is good but the kind of friends who have 2 kids and question me every time why I’m not with ****. We are just friends. Have been since ‘94. Why can’t that just be enough? Is it because we are both single? Who cares? Just not interested in that way and never have been. On the lighter side of things: I’m still alone. Bah humbug. Come visit...
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In other news, Jon Stewart dedicated his last show... →
Dec 17th
Oh yeah? →
thedvsangel:It’s on! I can steal a photo! I can be seen! Ima wear the ugliest, most ruffley dress I can find…in a color like…chartreuse…or…goat vomit. AND HOOPS…AND…AND….CRINOLINES…WITH BIG HAIR…AND BOWS….LOTS OF EM…HEHEHEHE…YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW UGLY I CAN BE!…wait…um…I think I went off track somewhere....
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