October 2010
oh.my.shit.
LATENITERISER!!! No more lateniteriser?!?! Waw!! I don’t know if I can handle that!
TUMBLRS!!!
I miss you all so much! I hate that I am too busy to waste time blogging! Bah! I hope everyone is well and junk!
Happy Friday bitches!
Now I am getting a little bitter about shit so I...
You can’t force forgiveness or love so whatever happens, happens. It is what it is. Can’t turn a cat into a dog, right?
Our favorite single-serve website, Did the Twins... →
I almost threw up several times whilst watching the hell that was game three. Why? How? Dammit Morneau?!?
I think I just posted a photo...
And if I did its of my poor mangled hand. My guitar playing hand mind you.
Looking at the hand now…so far, 3 cracked ribs. Do I know how to fall or what?
Currently at the ER.
Totally fell off my treadmill and slammed into the wall. A year and a half of nightly runs and I’ve never even come close to falling. 99% sure i broke my arm, possibly my wrist and potentially 2 fingers.
Boo urns.
Can someone tell me what "unsafe accounting" is?
I just saw a political commercial for some politician slamming another for using “unsafe accounting”. Having an accounting degree, I am quite interested in this unsafe accounting practice. Is it like extreme accounting? Accounting without a condom? Accounting with a friends husband? Accounting with a stripper?
Reblog with your ipod name. →
-marielena:Han Solo
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I want to say I have done this before but just in case I haven’t- Mine is Lucy my Cow. For all of you Ryan Adams fans out there- it is from an adorable misunderstanding of the song Shakedown on 9th Street. “Lucy, Lucy my gal. Lucy, Lucy my sweet” was heard as “Lucy, Lucy my cow. Lucy, Lucy my sheep”. One of the cutest kiddo...
Dear android tumblr app:
It’s the opposite of awesome that when I press “load more posts”, it just loads my first page over and over. Boo effing urns yo.
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
– ”Magical Thinking: True Stories” by Augusten Burroughs (via julie911)
One of my favorite Auggie quotes. I eat his stuff up. I struggle not to read him in less than 8 hours. He is one of the few writers that I cannot put down for anything.
The elevator in the hotel lobby has a lazy door
The man inside is going to a...
– Factory- Band of Horses
(Yeah…I will continue to whore them out until someone actually listens to me)
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A sorta bit sad.
(what? that is a thing)
I have these FANTASTIC photos from Band of Horses but I cannot share them because the photog warned me not to. WHY WOULD HE SEND THEM THEN?? What the hell do I do with photos I can’t show anyone? Bah.
I know I have posted this before but if you don't... →
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Also it is quite a conversation starter to have...
Hmm.
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Chimp-Shitbitch-Kittenscrazy
notvanessa:
Hey there!
Your name is incredibly fun to say. Maybe not at my desk, while at work, to myself.
Fun nonetheless.
Why thank you! It is from a really funny article in Rolling Stone about American Idol and about how mean it is to have them sing after losing since they seem to go all “chimp-shit bitch-kittens crazy”. Hate admitting that I read the article, love the fact...
I am a genius. →
nerdforlife: