May 2009
No big deal...just the single, most horrifying... →
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Um…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FISHNETS COVERED IN RHINESTONES
thedvsangel:
STEPPING OUT ONTO THAT STAGE, ALL I COULD HEAR WAS MY HEART.
THUMP THUMP.
THUMP THUMP.
THUMP THUMP.
MUSIC BLARING, I COULDN’T GET PAST THE STALE SCENT OF CIGARETTES AND ALCHOHOL FILLING THE AIR. I’M FROZEN…EVERYONE’S WATCHING..
WHAT DO I DO?
THEN I HEAR IT…
“Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller He got hair down to his...
April 2009
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barelysarcasm:I’ve had this for a little while now. I don’t hate it, but it’s whatever. I like parts about it a lot, other times… ugh. It’s better than iPhone at reception and picture taking… crummier at everything else, I think… But whatevz. right?
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:OK so the flash on the camera tripped me out. I have never seen such a...
Oh by the way...
Apologies for my sad sack blog the other night. I really don’t know what gets into me. I have no right and or reason to feel sorry for myself. I have great friends, a wonderful kid and a kick ass dog. Who could ask for anything more?
I love you all. Thank you for the e-mails. I will try to keep my whining down to a once a week thing :-)
Does it really need to be 500 degrees in my...
WELL DOES IT??? I hate Arizona so much. I have a proposal meeting tonight so I have to wear a suit and it is hotter than hell in here. KILL ME!
In trying to beat the 3AM lonliness that plagues...
I read blogs.
I read blogs that I shouldn’t and it gets to me.
It gets to me because it reminds me of shit that went wrong and shit that bothers me.
Lies. Lies told. Lies that no matter how hard defended, they are still believed.
I want everyone to like me. I hate that about me. I hate that I cannot be more like Rose. She doesn’t care and speaks her mind. I speak my mind but...
HOLY SHIT.
seashellhell:
long story short: Thanks to modern day technology, I have found my brother (after over 20 years).. better yet, HE FOUND ME! :)
This is BIG, you guys. Really fucking big. Tears are flowing.
Thank you, internets!
OMG…this is amazing! You will have to blog how the meet goes! Congrats doll!
what song you jam too with the windows down, to...
bombhead:
mines is Deftones - Passenger
I would have to say Icky Thump- White Stripes or maybe Consolers of the Lonely - The Racontuers (I think I spelled that wrong). I don’t know how much I do it to look cool…I just like how they sound and feel when loud with the windows down!
Q-tips in my ear...
walpaper:
Feel so amazing. It must be what it feels like to have a vagina penetrated.
Ahem…tis why they call it an eargasm, no?
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yurztruly: Idiots w/ Money Dulled Masses?
Either way, seems you share a strategy with Mr. Adams!
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:Good thing you posted the crazy TBY banana man…for a minute I thought no one understood the photo…leave it to you to hit the nail on the head!
I wish I could get idiots with money to pay me!
“There are great beacons of light on tumblr and I consider you to be one of them.”
– Now that my dear, made my night. You are awesome!
Happened upon this by complete accident...
I am not sure how I managed to miss this but I read it for the first time here (found that site by accident as well…I was searching something COMPLETELY Un-Ryan Adams-Related.
Anyway…if you have seen this…sorry…
*edited out story because of length. If interested, please click link above*
I am not above eating a two day old brownie.
I meant above.
not beneath (I edited so that I do not look like a moron…I mean more of a moron).
Anyone else waiting for the day that they are...
I so am. I am far too random and am constantly unfollowed. I am waiting for the day that someone puts me on there. I don’t think I would be too upset. What fun is life if you cannot laugh at yourself?
Do you know who is great? Margot & the Nuclear So...
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:My friend got me into them a couple years back when they were playing small clubs. I always fear that these bands will change once they get noticed, but not these folks. They are still tits.
notarobotbutaghost:YES! YES!
I lurrrrrve them!! When I was a tot in high school I used to go to Indianapolis and sneak into their shows… I’m so glad they’re finally getting the...
Do you know who is great? Margot & the Nuclear So...
My friend got me into them a couple years back when they were playing small clubs. I always fear that these bands will change once they get noticed, but not these folks. They are still tits.
I know I have posted "best e-mail ever" posts...
“Dearest snatchy-face, I wish I could pee a circle around your desk so everyone knows you belong to me. Love always, Boo boo kitty fuck”
Let the record show…I love you so much my face hurts! You are HILARIOUS!! xoxo!