February 2009
Lisa: Look at the way they slathered those pigs with cosmetics!
Homer: So sad. Yet so sexy. Yet so delicious.
okay really getting up now
lateniteriser:
not in this order but must get done:
finish laundry finish truffles get hair cut pack to see STEPHANIE!!!!!!!! and Gabe & Shawn! return c.d’s to the library possibly cancel my gym membership pay rent go to the bank shower go to friend’s house for movie and Thai food write my daily poem finish compressing records I recorded so they won’t eff up my I-pod go get my daily...
me: what are you giving up for lent?
Steph: I'm giving up being Jewish!
me: hahaha!
(lol I am so funny! j/k but you know I totally almost blogged this after we had this convo the other day! )
Lets start a new story: just post the next line,...
sunnierdays:Once upon a not so sunny, rainy more rather, day…
hannahisamarshmallow:A man was running down the street, away from something…
He paused, taking stock of his thoughts as he stared at his blood drenched hands…
“You try to tell your self the things you try tell your self to make yourself...”
– AD
My wonderful friend Juli just sent me a great...
She will be here in two days and she has set something wonderful up for Gabrial. I CANNOT WAIT! It will take everything I have to not tell him…especially since he has asked me about it since he knew we were going to Texas.
AHHH!! Can’t wait! I wonder how much live blogging we will do. Hopefully none because that is capital annoying :-P
Another reason that I love Tumblr. Without...
My boss just walked by and said, “we will be there the same week they are hosting ‘The Girls of Rocky Point!’ “
Yeah. That means this stupid work trip to Mexico will be…well uncomfortable?
If I want to see girls in bikinis, I will do it from my laptop thankyouverymuch. If I wanted to see old men drool over said bikini girls, I would…well I would nothing. I...
ewokonline:Just finished this one as a warm-up for...
a co-worker just gave me the "what the fuck??"...
These people have no sense of humor.
Oh, Hai!
lovehopehate:
400 followers FTW!!
You’re all so awesome.
That is crazy! This totally amazes me. It took me almost a year to get 231…you have 400?? You are pretty damn awesome but still…wowzers!
Daily routine:
Wake up Look at Tumblr
Finish getting ready for work (and Gabrial for school) Look at Tumblr
Drive Gabrial to school Look at Tumblr (whilst stuck in the morning traffic that plagues my life)
Arrive at work Check personal e-mails Check Tumblr
Feign an interest in work Check Tumblr Check Tumblr Check Tumblr
Why the hell is Tumblr so addicting? Honestly. it is ridiculous! No wonder I never...
“you contradicted yourself on one liners, you said “i don’t think i...”
– Damn it all. This is why I hate e-mail. I cannot argue that I didn’t contradict myself because it is like RIGHT THERE!
Did anyone ever read the ToS before they clicked...
hannahkayye:Jw, because according to the tos, you’re supposed to be 18 years of age to use tumblr. If I’m reading correctly.
lovehopehate:I’m soooooooooooooooo 18.
Oh really?
Marc- you failed to mention this when I was pissed about the 16 year old Tumblr porn star.
Lame. If Tumblr is being abused by someone underage, they should be booted. I follow a lot of people who are not 18 and I...
OK I have work to do. I hope you all have a good...
Review from Boston.com by James Reed →
thenameoftherose:
Whoa…that is quite a nice review! I am so stoked for my show on Monday!
Who would you want to narrate your life?
branduponthebrain:
Ira Glass or Werner Herzog Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, and Morgan Freeman would be second tier candidates.
Hugh Laurie…in french
So we've gone from liveblogging SNL, to...
scaramouche:
(via sade)
We’ll be there when the Rapture hits too.
scaramouche: “Oh shit! Everyone in class just disappeared except for me and the kid who jacks off in the cafeteria.”
This is so funny. I was staying off of Tumblr for this exact reason. I get live blogging awards shows etc but the Presidential Address? No. It is just weird.
But Good G-d Damn do I love my President.
(un)Interesting experiments in blogging.
fatmanatee:
First of all, I’m still using tumblr as my blogging platform.
But Andrea’s decision gave me a good idea, and one that will keep me away from constant dashboard refreshes, so I can pace my viewing. I’m going to start moving my follow list over to RSS feed. Doing this will also eliminate a few of tumblr’s social quirks for me and will probably provide a better experience in the...
your eyes are the size of the moon.
(via 3prettyinpunk)
*belts out*
YOU COULD, ‘CAUSE YOU CAN, SO YOU DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
I am psychic.
titsandpants:
I was laying lying reclining in bed last night, thinking that our pest control guy should be showing up sometime soon, but the company we were using was “absorbed” (hostile takeover!) by a large national chain (rhymes with Sherminix), so I wasn’t sure if we were going to be on the same schedule as we had been.
He showed up this morning. (And, as an aside, I always always ALWAYS...
Dear Rose & Kane:
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:thecoffeegirl:citizenrockfordkane:clytie:thenameoftherose:
youroldarchenemycatwoman:and then theres that amazing sister of his….Martha…she so rocks my world. love those wainwrights.
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:Now I really feel like an ass for not knowing who he is!! Dammit!
youroldarchenemycatwoman:i think you might like Martha. you should check out her version...
How can I work when my i-pod wants me to listen to...
Avalanche.
This is one of those songs I will never hear live and that kills me.
Three shows coming up. The Killers, Great Lake Swimmers & The Cards. I missed The Morning Benders when they were in town. Poo.
I really just want to lay on the floor and listen to the radio but I cannot. I spilled Diet Coke down there.
“With a stop light, green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘slow down’. With a banana,...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via onefootinthegrave) (via grapedrinkseventy)
haha