October 2008
Best news story, literally, ever. →
(via afghanistanbananastand)
erm…
youroldarchenemycatwoman:i myself? lefty. i can write with my right hand a little but its messy. and i can draw on the computer with my right hand using a mouse, but not a pen. weird huh?
ameliamay:i’m a lefty too. when i was doing high school art, i can’t paint very well, but when i did i could use my right hand so long as i didn’t notice myself doing it. if i got absorbed in painting i’d often...
"STOP" FEATURED ON A&E'S "THE CLEANER"
dradams:
Cardinology’s closing track “Stop” will be featured on A&E’s “The Cleaner” TONIGHT
Isn’t The Cleaner on USA? Or is that The Closer.
Wayyy too many “The” shows.
*edit* Don’t listen to me. It is A & E.
“No. The only drum I have is the small one I have in the 5 facts video. But I can...”
– via this girl (via chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy)
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thank you, thank you. I will let you know how it progresses. I am haggling over liscensing fees with Lost Highway Records and Satan. Apparently even they are unclear who actually owns the souls in question.
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September 2008
Laugh of the evening...
acheron:
CHARLESTON, W.Va. - Joey Ansel has seen it all……… He saw indie singer-songwriter Ryan Adams out behind a theater playing with action figures and firecrackers. “He was blowing them up. He’s a pretty weird guy, but remarkably talented.”
What the hell?? Dear g-d haha
3 hours left...
Before the Twins playoff fate is determined.
Indie Ink-
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy: So…what do you do for a living?? You seem like an interesting cat
indieinkfilms:oh thank you. actually i just go to school everyday. but i am a part time arms dealer. what about you? i enjoy your blg by the way and also dig randomness…
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:I am the head of the Colombian Cartel. It is not as glamorous as you think. Sleeping with all of...
Vagarious:
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:I noticed your question about what is going on in this crazy crazy world.
Check out this guys Tumblr and I guarantee, your questions will be answered :-)
I cannot ever spell guarantee right on the first try. It is quite annoying.
mimilachula:i don’t even know what vagarious means…*reaching for dictionary*
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:LOL it is a girl I follow.
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Colin: [Tumblr] works with everything.
Colin: It's like the internet's...
David: Glue?
Colin: I was going to say "slut".
Me: HAHAHA Shawn look at this!
Shawn: Is it more cats?
Me:
Me:
Me: Well...yes.
Shawn: Okay...it really isn't that funny.
Me: Dude...I've been unemployed for 4 months. Give me a break!
I wonder...
vagarious: Can you be allergic to tattoo ink? I got one on my foot over a year ago now and that crazy thing still itches like its on fire sometimes. Its madness…I’m a little embarrassed to ask a doctor about it though because they can be so preachy about certain things…
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:(I am formulating an e-mail back…I swear)
Dude this is weird. I wonder if it is a medicine...
Dear followers:
I am not posting anything of substance today and more than likely tomorrow. I am re-blogging pictures and stuff and that is pretty much it.
Just F.Y.I.
Well dammit.
The White Sox won their stoopid game today so the Twins & the White Sox have to play tomorrow.
If the Twins lose I swear, this damn universe is out to get me.
Yes I know it is baseball but I need ONE THING to go right…even if it is a damn game.
He
word?
fnfowler:
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:Can you caption who the bands are or are you not sure? Thank you!
fnfowler:yes ma’am…sorry
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:Thanks! I just have no idea who these people are and I feel like an idiot lol
“It goes to show you, that if a man is that sweet, he’s not a real person.”
– - Jon Gourd (via basicwhitetrash)
Wow.
“Politics is like that person who, while you’re counting up to $700 billion, and...”
– Gawker Commenter Aaron Altman juuuust about sums things up. (via katiebakes)
There’s like an echo in here.
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777
fatmanatee:
I would have rather seen this number at a slot machine.
Oh it got worse.
Fuckity fuck fuck.
Dear Mystery Friend-
basicwhitetrash:
Yeah, you. I know you read this and let me start off with a resounding: You’re sicker than anything I can possibly comprehend. Really.The level of psychosis in question is out of this world. Get help. For the sake of yourself and all of humanity- get some help. Quickly.
What a game. The following are symptoms for Dissocial Personality Disorder- and I think it’s right on point.
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