July 2008
eat your hearts out. (we are TARDS) →
(via ihateunicorns)
My girls.
<3
Don't think. Just write. →
forwhenifeellikesharing:
candywrappers:
Pretty interesting website. Once you click “Go” a word loads at the top of the page. You then have 60 seconds to write about it.
Cool idea.
For Chels and Duck-
I thought you two would think this as cool as I did.
June 2008
Day 10:
Fact: The first novel ever written on a typewriter was Tom Sawyer.
Opinion: C-Minor is the hardest chord to learn on guitar.
Word: Interpolate: (this one because of its multiple meanings) 1. To introduce (something additional or extraneous) between other things or parts; interject; interpose; intercalate. 2. Mathematics-to insert, estimate or find an intermediate term in (a sequence). 3. To...
The worst text to wake up to:
“We’re just friends. Don’t be sad or angry”.
I am movied out.
I have watched more movies this weekend that I normally watch in a month. There is nothing wrong with this, films are great; it is just that every movie I have watched has had a shit ending. This irks me.
Tonight I watched Atonement & There Will Be Blood. Both great movies, both asslicker endings.
I ended up not road tripping today because I was too lazy to do anything. Maybe I will go...
I just made cookies.
Well…sorta. I followed the directions to make cookies.
If you know me, this is huge people.
They turned out OK. They didn’t explode or anything and they are totally edible.
HOLY CRAP →
(via ihateunicorns)
This blog made me cry.
http://lessonsinloneliness.tumblr.com/
This is the most amazing blog I have ever seen. Whomever is behind this is a complete genius. It is so real and painful. I am in awe.
dotyourmom:
No, I haven’t given up on you. I allow you your “flaky way” freedom. I try the speak when spoken to method so as not to feel that I am unloved and boring. I feel boring. I no longer have anything interesting to say or do. I am going to paint tomorrow. That should be interesting. I am going with the friend that stabbed my heart out. Awkward! I’m taking a friend of mine and she’s...
Interesting.
A fairly large majority of the people I follow are gay boys. Why do I enjoy reading the life and times (life in times??) of gay boys?
Maybe it is because they are so damn cute. I just want to put little bows on them.
Interesting. Very interesting.
Day 9:
Day 9 is getting done at 3AM because I am planning another mini road trip tomorrow and hopefully I will be out all day.
Fact: Crocodiles have two penis’ (I think it would be penis’ vs. peni or penises. It could probably be penises. I think I am putting WAY too much thought into the penis).
Opinion: I think that Cameron will end up not blogging even though I took 2 and a half hours...
noahkalina:
Mind Science of the Mind - Do You...
"Hello Kitty" Dog Tattoo →
dontshushme:
No, seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?!
I cannot form words. I simply cannot.
Dear Friday Gods:
Please don’t let me stay home tonight doing absolutely nothing. I am tired of looking at the inside of my house.
Oh and while you are granting my wishes, please bring me some candy.
Thanks,
Stephanie
Day 8:
Fact: In Idaho you cannot fish for trout from the back of a giraffe.
Opinion: That is the most stupidly random fact I have ever seen. Well, this is day 8. I guarantee they will get more insane, random and stupid.
Word: Conundrum- 1. A riddle in which a fanciful question is answered by a pun. 2. (The most common use) A paradoxical, insoluble, or difficult problem; a dilemma.
The kid continues with the funny.
Gabrial: Please get the chess set down.
Me: I can't reach it dude.
Gabrial: So stand on something.
Me: Fine. *stands on something to get chess set down* There. Happy?
Gabrial: Yes. See if you try, you shall succeed. Or maybe it is as Homer said, "Trying is the first step towards failure".
“I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born...”
– (via ihateunicorns)
Oh big ole sigh. I love Ms. Plath.
Oh the mind of a 10 year old.
Gabrial: Bob, why do cologne commercials have hot girls in them?
Me: Erm...I don't know. I guess so that people will but it and think that they can get girls like that.
Gabrial: Well it is working on me. I want that cologne so I can have babies with them.
Me: Yikes.
My friend and her bf can be found here and should... →
hitsong:
Hot Snakes, “Suicide Invoice”
Day 7:
Fact: The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
Opinion: Life would be a lot easier if everything went my way, at all times. This is not an opinion, it is a fact. Maybe it would be better as an opinion if I said everything in life should go my way at all times.
Word: Crepuscular (via Chelsea)- Pertaining to twilight or resembling twilight The period;s...
10 Best Car Chases in Movie History →
forwhenifeellikesharing:
(via kayfabe)
How the one at the end of The Bourne Ultimatum didn’t end up on that list kind of amazes me.
I don’t agree with this list. There are so many more movies that should have made this list.
For the loverly Fluentjb (to answer your... →
“Tumblr is getting dramatic. That is my opinion.”
– Maja when asked to give an opinion for the day 7 F.O.W.
This boy has the best profile pic- Heart on your... →
fluentjb:
SWEET Guitar.
For Serious?
blakeley:
Blakeley, I know you are a Gawker person so please tell me, why do you guys suck so hard? Do you guys ever post anything that DOESN’T make people feel like pieces of shit?
I have to give you props though. You guys manage to make the most amazing people feel an inch tall (Ryan Adams, Jake, etc.).
Well, I guess that is the internet.
We pick on people who do and say stupid and...
new video up
ihateunicorns:
its really fucking dark. we thought about redoing it but its got some moments that are too good not to be broadcast. enjoy at your own risk. f an a.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fNXWE2nCL0
I LOVE THESE GIRLS!!
IMDb Resume for Troy McClure →
hitsong:
(via bullshit)
HAHA fuck yeah
“If guns kill people, do pens misspell words?”
– Some gun nuts poster that I found comical.
I am still up.
Fucking fuck.
Hot Fuzz is a movie that is just tits. I fucking love it.
Erm…what else can I say.
I have applied for every job online. I have done all I can do. I think I need to start applying to obsecure places just to entertain myself. Maybe I will apply at a strip club, go down in 10 layers of clothing and take an hour to get down to the last layer then say I am too tired to...