The Android's Conundrum

Speaking of really hot people I work for… A board member who makes me make weird faces. Seriously, I left my meeting and felt like I had frowned for 2 hours. My face hurts. I am so mature.

Speeding Camera Tickets: An Anthology

86400:

1. Indian School and 48th-ish on a random weekday morning
2. On the way up to the White Mountains, in that little shithole town with the casino, in the middle of the friggen night.
3. Somewhere on the surface streets shortly after incident number two.

Hopefully, no one is lying about the statute of limitations on these things, because I was never served and I think that means I can mention it without incriminating myself.

 Ahem.

I got one in Scottsdale on Pima (didn’t even see the fucker) and THEY SERVED MY SON.  I didn’t pay it because I am really pissed off at these things.  They are everywhere and they have caused so many accidents.  I like the douche bags that slow down to 5 under.  What the hell is that?  Anyway…$400 dollars and a suspended license later…

I hear they are going away soon?

Boys are weird.

jmarie3:

Girls are too.

But I think boys might be weirder than girls, but that might be because I am a girl, but still—weird.

He’s trying to pull my hair out of my head as I write this.  He’s cute (as is Gabrial),. maybe I can sell him?

 Good luck.  I have tried to sell Gabrial but haven’t had any takers.  I think it is because he is too spoiled and knows he is adorable.

I don’t know if you had net at the time but remember a while back when I blogged that I drew a mustache on him when he was sleeping?  He never said a word about it so I figured he never saw it.  Yeah well I woke up last weekend and he drew boobs on my cheek.

Should have had a girl!

i can't really afford an iphone yet

am-:

so i want to buy an ipod touch, but i don’t know if i can justify spending the money. it’ll be at least a year and a half before i can afford an iphone, so the touch would tide me over until then.

i just think it would be fun to have.

 Don’t do it.  I have a 180 gig that is NOT a touch (they do not hold enough music and I know you are just like me with your tunes.) and I love it.  I have my 11,000+ library on there with like 20 movies, pod casts and tons of videos and I still have like 32 gigs left.  DON’T DO IT!!

lenxo asked: what what in the butt!

oh wait, thats not a question... carry on!

:-|

You said butt.

86400 asked: I always wonder what the other PHX tumblrs are doing while I'm connected. I imagine word bubbles popping up all over the valley as we wander around. That's not a question, but I felt the need to say it anyway.

Yes, yes.  Wouldn’t it be great if all of the Valley was Pop Up Video Style?

I only know two Phoenix Tumblrs and the other one no longer Tumbles.  So now your non-question has me wondering what you are up to and how many speed cam tickets you have received.

Dear Tumblr:

Re-blogging the question posts would be nice…FYI.

JMarie-

At least it is only paper that he is throwing.

I got popped in the head with a giant stuffed shark the other day for disallowing the PSP Go in bed.  I am so mean.  God forbid he play the PS3 instead.

Spoiled asshole.

Printers are over-rated.  Writing everything is all the rage!  And you don’t need to print photos, you can just draw them!